Well, maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee
And never, ever watch the ten o’clock news
Maybe you should kiss someone nice
Or lick a rock, or both
Maybe you should cut your own hair
‘cause that can be so funny!
It doesn’t cost any money
And it always grows back
(Hair grows even after you’re dead)
- Ghost of Corporate Future, Regina Spektor
And people are just people,
They shouldn’t make you nervous…
I love Soviet Kitsch.